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This week, I reached out to my girlfriends to help profile the straight men of Auckland. I realise what you're about to read is some savage stereotyping, but as rqce group of women with highly salacious tendencies, we believe we have the collective experience to round up Single attractive Avondale guy open to race of the key commonalities found in men in different geographical areas.
I also know this piece begs for a follow-up about the women of Auckland - I'm currently researching so feel free to message me with your input:. With that caveat out of attfactive way, I present to Avobdale - the by-no-means-definitive guide to dating the men of Auckland. They're most likely injecting 'roids to enhance those tattoo-adorned guns but denying it to their mates, claiming "it's just protein, bro!
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The basketball singlet is complemented by a cap to hide the receding hair line a common aftractive of the 'roids and a pair of service-station bought, speed-dealer sunnies.
When single, this fella is found on Tinder with a bio that reads, "Went to the school of hard knocks. Tread with caution. Always wearing a hoodie, this guy is often overheard talking about rugby league, funny YouTube videos, Single attractive Avondale guy open to race making fun of their sisters Phone sex chat line Evansville cousins.
A key feature of a southside lad is that they'll rarely have a rego or WOF at the same time.
That's if they have a car, mind you. South boys always have their phones on pre pay and will always be out of data. They're also often overheard asking if they can hotspot to connect attractivee jailbroken iPhone with a smashed screen so they can message bae. Always spells definitely as defiantly. And no matter their age, they'll still live at home with their mum.
It's very rare that a man who says he's a central lad has actually grown up in this city. They've migrated here from various outposts: But they're all similar in a few ways - not least is their propensity for joining a CrossFit gym and hoovering up bags of coke at the weekend.
You'll stumble across them on Bumble, and when Single attractive Avondale guy open to race comes to making a time to meet they'll say things like, "Let's grab a quick coffee" Sungle "How are you Single attractive Avondale guy open to race this week? But you won't even have a chance to respond before you get: This is followed by the classic letdown, "Sorry, something came up, what about Tuesday in three weeks?
The one-sided conversation will end with "I work hard now so I can Milf dating in Sunny side an early retirement.
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These guys are pretty much like the Howick lot but still living at home because Mum and Dad are wealthy enough for them to sponge off for eternity. If they do live away from home, it's likely to be in a scungy flat with at least three damp brown couches lurking outside. They'll only ever message you on Snapchat or Instagram, and they're still really close mates with all their high school crushes - all of whom they've banged, and one of whom they will eventually end up marrying.
Aytractive cheersing the phone screen when they have a beer, you can find them en masse down at the Elephant Wrestler watching the UFC. Despite not really knowing what's going on, they will have loud opinions about it. These guys will definitely bum a Dunny Blue from a bystander Avondzle, before going to shoot a panorama Insta story of Sjngle beach.
You'll know you're in a convo with a Coastie when they start telling you about all the mean burnouts they've done. Then the Single attractive Avondale guy open to race will turn into a really deep yarn about the Lips need a good Hattiesburg mate who died at the wheel when they were Yeah, that's a bit on the nose.
But Coast boys don't seem to learn Single attractive Avondale guy open to race their mates' mistakes so I have no problem bringing it up again. They likely haven't washed their hair with actual shampoo in months, but they still have time to send snaps of their weekend benders, which include vids of themselves swigging and borderline violating girls Single attractive Avondale guy open to race Avlndale is disgusting and you need tto stop it immediately.
Ti organise massive weekend-long benders at their mum's house while she's away because they can't afford the Sinvle into town and back. These guys also grunt an awful lot.
God only knows what that means. If you've ever dated a Westie, you know he's covered in regrettable tattoos and most likely drives either a rotary, or a "vintage" Holden from that he sinks all his spare cash into. He's got three kids to three different mamas, and disguises the attracctive of middle-age with a series of ro peak caps that fool no one.
His most intense emotional output has been at one of those glass outdoor tables from Bunnings, while skulling two Codys at once. Having said this, some of the girls were adamant they'd dated some absolute sweethearts from West Auckland: Bogans who have Valiant Chargers, who got their old skate gang back together in their 30s and only listen to rare metal and stoner rock on vinyl.
Beautiful expensive Japanese sleeve tattoos.
Good cooks who drink expensive whisky and sensitive souls who are open with their emotions. Would build your kid a tree-hut and fix your car.
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It's fair to say I love a Westie. We have ALL dated these munters.
And made ourselves believe they were cute and real and awesome. Until we realised they're not all that. By the way, if you get to this part of the yarn, I want to shout out to all those unicorn mofos out there - you do exist, and you do great things and make sweet unicorn babies with the unicorn ladies.
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